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@Archie
4,680
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez (I'm tryin' to rig up these lights)
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me
I wanna Transformer for Christmas
Charities, and what do you mean your in-laws?
Five months of bills
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
Daddy, I want some candy
Donations (facing my in-laws)
Five months of bills
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers (now why the hell are they blinking?)
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
"Batteries not Included" (no parking spaces)
Buy me somethin' (get a job, ya bum)
(Oh, facing my in-laws) five months of bills
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this
One light goes out, they all go out
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me
Stale TV specials ("batteries not included")
No parking spaces (dad, I gotta go to the bathroom)
Charities (she's a witch, I hate her)
Five months of bills
Oh, I don't even know half these people
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh? (Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse)
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me
Singing Christmas carols (stale TV specials)
"Batteries not included" (no parking?)
Charities (waah, waah) (gotta make 'em dinner)
Five months of bills
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it
Shut up, you- (fine, you're so smart, you rig up the lights)
And finding a Christmas tree
15
@Adna
1496
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
On the twelveth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords a Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids a Milking
7 Swans a Swimming
6 Geese a Laying
5 Golden Rings
4 Calling Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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@Agnieszka
6,264
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christ
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden rings
Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas (on the eighth day of Christmas)
My true love gave to me (my true love gave to me)
Nine ladies dancing (eight maids a milking)
Eight maids a milking (seven swans a swimming)
Seven swans a swimming (six geese a laying)
Six geese a laying, five
You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not in a pear tree
On the ninth (no)
On the eighth (no)
On the seventh day of Christmas (deck the halls)
My true love gave to me (with boughs of holly)
Seven swans a swimming (here we come a wassailing)
Six geese a laying (among the leaves so)
Five golden rings (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la)
Four calling birds, three french hens
Two turtle doves (here we come a wassailing)
The boar's head in hand bear I (among the leaves so green)
Bedeck'd with bays
And partridge in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 pipers piping (ding)
Ten lords a leaping (dong)
Nine ladies dancing (ding)
Eight maids a milking (dong)
Seven swans a swimming (ding)
Six geese a laying (dong)
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves
And Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready
A dreidel I shall play. Oh, dre-
Hey, hey, hey, 12 days of Christmas, eight days of Hanukkah (what?)
It's a Christmas medley (oh)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
On the twelfth day my true love gave to me
12 drummers drumming like Olympus above the Serengeti
11 pipers piping, ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing they were dancing for me
Eight maids a milking they were milking just for me
I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (five golden rings)
Gonna deck the halls and do the things we never had
Partridge in a big pear tree
Partridge in a big pear tree
30
@Kira
272
15
@Jovana
1,878
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine drummers drumming
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten pipers piping
Nine drummers drumming
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On eleventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eleven ladies dancing
Ten pipers piping
Nine drummers drumming
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve lords-a-leaping
Eleven ladies dancing
Ten pipers piping
Nine drummers drumming
Eight maids-a-milking
Seven swans-a-swimming
Six geese-a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
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@Rina
0
30
@Mina
0
20
@Benthe
129
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
20
@Rino
884
30
@Angela
104
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying, five golden rings (Five golden rings)
Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying, five golden rings (Five golden rings)
Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
And a partridge in a pear tree
20
@Mason
244
30
@Polina
4,065
Somebody done been to the wal*mart
Man this is the stuff I got for christmas
You cleaned up, what you get?
Five flanel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
You fool! You got jipped! thar's twelve days of Christmas!
I know that look over there in the corner
Thats yours too?
Yeah
Twelve pack a bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flanel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Man these aint normal Christmas presents!
Naw they redneck gifts
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishen luers, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever miss spelled anything in christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs for santa clause.
Whats wrong with that?
I didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat
Twelve pack a bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flanel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitenturary and visit your momma.
You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. im a do it for you again, now listen
Twelve pack a bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five flanel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Are you cryin'?
Naw just my allergies
Happy Holidays everybody